The one who’ll make you watch Cowspiracy on a Friday night and send you emotional memes about slaughterhouses.
Animal rights is now so important to me that I’d struggle to connect with a guy who wasn’t sympathetic.
But it’s not just about ethics. It might sound weird, but these days I find the idea of kissing a meat eater unappealing too.
A guy could be coming towards me, eyes closed, the moment perfectly sweet, and at the back of my mind, I’d be thinking, ‘What if he has a bit of steak between his teeth?’
I’d hate to have meat smells in my home and I certainly wouldn’t want to clean animal residue off dishes. Yep, I really am that fussy.