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Giant theme parks are something Americans kind of take for granted, but as new ones pop up in other countries, it’s always cool to take a look at them and marvel at the different ways that other cultures imagine excitement and fantasy. But a theme park in Russia presents a ton of challenges, the first of which is the weather. Russian weather famously sucks, so you can’t exactly have an all-outdoor park and expect it to be open year-round (hard to profit on a big venture that’s closed half the year). Even in Florida, it’s much more fun to go on Splash Mountain at lunchtime in July than at 9:30 in the morning in January.