You never know what’s gonna come your way, so you’re definitely leading the pack if your mind is quick enough to roll with the unexpected.
Unfortunately, short of hiring people to randomly attack you or entering every freestyle battle you find, I don’t know how to train this skill.
If it were me, they’d end up with Minnie Mouse reading the newspaper on Caillou the hall monitor’s head, and they could only blame themselves.
If I were them, I’d find the giant slingshot that obviously caused this before they lose even more equipment.
To be fair, maybe there really is a coyote knocking on people’s doors and calling itself a genius. Just pretend you’re not home, y’all.