Hey, you! Do you like to see people getting called out for stuff? Of course you do! That’s why you’re here! As toxic as it can be to spend your life just shouting down other people, that doesn’t mean it isn’t also sinfully fun to see someone get called out so hard their soul collapses into their butt. So let’s do it. Let’s not pretend we’re better than this.
This could really go back and forth for a long time, but I think it would stop getting fun right about here. Well done to the second person for that grade A schooling job though.